I sleep diagonally until I have company, then I sleep lengthwise. I am straight, yet I adore sparkling mineral water.

My right eye goes lazy after about 3am. If you feed me after midnight, I multiply. My name, literally translated means 'my wealth' & 'my support 'which I find horrifyingly exotic. My right knee is named Chet and my left is Garrison. Everything I wear once belonged to someone(brother)else with the specific exception of socks and underpants.