If he were to pat you on the back you would put it on your resume Both sides of his pillow are cool When in Rome they do as he does. Museums allow him to touch whatever he wants. He is the life of parties he has never attended. He's won trophies for his game face alone. His Mom has a tattoo that says "SON". He bowls over-hand. He has dissected frogs that are alive, well & happy today. His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw. Dicing onions doesn't make him cry...it only makes him stronger. if he punched you in the face you would have th over-whelming urge to THANK HIM.