Who I am? Who am I? is a question for the ages. That's one we're all searching for, to find out who I am. Who's in there, who wants to come out and go "Hey, I'm hungry!".
Who I am is too deep and... You got to go in and pull out the thing like that movie where the thing came out of the stomach and ate the people on the fucking spaceship. May they rest in peace!
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I'm also known as Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnoz EImer the Fudd, ubby the Tuba and once as Miss Phyllis Levine. But that was at a party, years ago.
