Well, I started out as an accordion player in the Bolshevik war, but after discovering that the Bolsheviks had no jobs for accordion players I got on the first hanglider to the Americas. After a short stint as a squirrel chaser in Transylvania, I sailed to Aussieland on a floating helicopter. I then became a bushranger at wacko wallaby ranch, where I was known as burke mc bogglesby. After that I moved into the pirate industry, and changed m'name to Cap'n scumbucket scallywag-skittlesby jones-rum barrel-blackbottom. Since then i've sailed the seven seas and had all sortsa scallywag fun! (currently in the market for as ship n crew)ARRRG WHERE'S THA RUM YER LANDLUBBER!!