I enjoy polygamy, painkillers and ping pong. Having been grade 8 at piano, harp and organ at age three, I soon became disillusioned with the classical music world and Vatican concerts, and retired to live with wolves in the wilderness. There I learnt the secrets of perpetual motion, the formula for sod's law, the Chinese language, and how to kill a man with a one inch punch. Additional to my knowledge of three thousand types of knots and habit of knitting hammocks in under thirteen minutes I also like to save kittens from imminent death. I have eaten monkey. Living in the harsh Andean mountains for three months, I learnt to revive clinically dead women by tongue alone while simultaneously cooking Coq au Vin in a blizzard on a gas stove. I am skilled in the arts of heart-surgery-with-wire-hangers and making tea for forty-seven Irish priests, whilst blindfolded and handcuffed.