John•nie Audio Help /ˈdʒɒni/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[jon-ee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun, plural -nies for 1–3. 1. (sometimes lowercase) a familiar term of address for a man or boy. 2. (sometimes lowercase) Slang. a short, collarless gown that is fastened in back and is worn by hospital patients, persons being examined in a doctor's office, etc. 3. (lowercase) Slang. toilet; bathroom. 4. a male given name, form of John.

Witnessed the most Unclean One's fall from Heaven
Danced under the Great Pyramid for Khafre
Seduced Gilgamesh between the Tigris and Euphrates
Bathed in the Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Destroyed Mohenjo-Daro under the guise of Shiva
Became the Whore of Rome to save my Nation
Gave my Math to the Mediterranean Civilizations
Pillaged Constantinople with the Huns
Gave the Moors Spain as a present
Galavanted thru Europa and brought about a Renaissance
Sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl to birth The New World