opinionated, loyal, provocative, creature of routine when it comes to sauces and driving, presumptuous, overly analytical, a tireless champion of the serial comma, Lovecraftian in build, fond of public speaking, unbecomingly anxious, Cronenbergian, naughty, generous in unconventional ways, helpful, the best maker of mix discs you know, usually sleepy, capable of making love out of nothing at all, gregarious, sensual (in a decadent Roman emperor/Charles Laughton kind of way), paranoid, libidinous, distracted by good use of color, totally has the remix, generally a very good speller, hater of mayonnaise, poptastic, teleological, a baddy daddy lamatai tebby-chai, bootytronic, fun.