A Cynical Humanist.

Pseudo Cyborg.

Rapscallion, The Ne'er-Do-Well.

Julius Pleasar, The Wholly Roman Umpire.

Half of Whistles With Devilbirds.

33% of O. Orphan Mercury.

A friend to Cebus Apella.

Monty Mathematician.

Fozzie Bear in human form.

Totes dapper.™

Pages turn, chapters end.™

I have two cats. Their names are Sgt Pepper and Billy Shears.

I'm a nerd, a dork, and a geek—and not because it's trendy these days.