Xenon Productions: Next Level?

I'm clumsy, inconsiderate, uncaring and a shameless self-promotor. I care for noone but myself, you can insult me constantly without provoking any emotional response and if it looks like i'm i care, i don't. I'm five minutes away from donning a pair of drain pipe jeans and chuck talyors and throw myself infront of the nearest bicycle, if only Converse could stomach the association of such a miserable death. Brain the size of a planet, i ask you...