Vegan Policeman #1: Freeze! Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #2: Vegan Police!
Vegan Policeman #1: Todd Ingram, you're under arrest for veganity violation code number 827: imbibing a half-and-half.
Todd Ingram: That's bull!
Vegan Policeman #1: No vegan diet, no vegan powers!
Todd Ingram: But-but... but its only my first offence! D-don't I get three strikes?
Vegan Policeman #1: [to Policeman #2] Take it.
Vegan Policeman #2: [whips out notepad.] 12:47 on February 1st: You knowingly ingested gelato.
Todd Ingram: [stunned.] Gelato isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: It's milk and eggs, bitch!
Vegan Policeman #2: [still reading.] On April 4th, 7:30 pm, you partook of a plate of chicken parmesan.
[Envy gasps, then glares at Todd.]
Todd Ingram: [feeble.] Chicken isn't vegan?
Vegan Policeman #1: De-Veganize Ray. Hit him!!