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Too old to be relevant, too stubborn to get out of the way. The Willy Wonka that puts chocolate ex-lax in your Halloween treats. The bastard son of Sigmar Polke that was the "lookout" when the Mona Lisa was nicked. The first person to toss a water bottle at that tosser Morrissey and slathered his veggie burger with animal fat in the green room. The one who wears a bunny suit out of season for all the right reasons. An optimistic nihilist whom Kafka wrote the biography of. A dung beetle of pointless pursuits & the fly in the ointment. The last human on earth to not own a cellphone.