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Ryan Trench-Morris

uh huh thats right,my daughter and I are the most awesome father daughter combo since frank and nancy sinatra but our boots where made for dancing!

cant remember much before the age of 12 but it was then that I joined the shaolin monks to become a country and western singer, they tought me the way of the steel guitar and the dreaded CYBORG STYLE...after many battles with foes ranging from aardvarks to cowboys I swam from america to australia and was tought the ways of the outback by my mentor 'crocodile Dundee', I then returned to the emerald isle and spent many years as a taster for various alcohol companies in various public houses....this work was voluntary....I am now a settled man, much like someone who's settled and I whittle away the hours bodypopping in the ryborg style and relaxing to the soothing sounds of gabba, whilst guarding the most sought after treasure in the known universe....Michael Jacksons other glove......hheeeeeeeee hhheee, owwww!