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I Find The Most Pleasing Vistas To Be Those Found When Looking Upwards From Plugholes. Here, We Share The Eyes Of God.

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Archaeologist Extraordinaire
He Finds Baby Yulquen amongst the ancient reeds and nurtures it as his own; until it defecates upon his cosmic shoes.