Liker of sarcasm.
Teller of inappropriate jokes and crappy one liners.
Righter of wrongs.
Eater of subways.
Lover of KFC.
Professional swearing enthusiast.
Maker of things.
Fixer of stuff.
Adventurer.
Taker of photographs.
Chief of awesomeness.
Commander of the northern armies.
Taker of souls.
Destroyer of hope.

Wars fought.
Assasinations plotted.
Revolutions started.
Governments run.
Uprisings crushed.
Stud service.
Tigers tamed.
Bars emptied.
Organiser of orgies.
Lord of the dance.