i swear i left my sanity someplace in this mess
crumpled between empty beers and packs of cigarettes

i am a sarcastic bitch. i mock people constantly. if i mock you, it just means that i like what you said and i feel the need to repeat it in some ridiculous voice that sounds nothing like yours. i love people with awesome facial expressions, use your brows! i really enjoy shoulders. i hate being "sh"ed. my favorite jelly belly is buttered popcorn. i'm terrified of getting old. i hate being the only one talking, if i'm ranting, rant with me dammit. i like to get bucky. i'm easily content, it really is the simple things in this life that make me smile. i love me, and i'll probably love you.