my role models are Samurai Jack, Avatar Aang, & Spongebob. i love dancing because rhythm makes me move. i love architecture and photography but know nothing about either. i love the variety of physical beauty because everyone has the same muscles and bones. my brother and i still blame Super Mario Bros 3 for making us best friends. i eat quantum mechanics for breakfast (and quantum physicists for dinner.) i'm not training for a marathon, i'm training for the zombie apocalypse. i love the ocean but live nowhere near a beach. if food=fuel, then high fructose corn syrup=sawdust. avocados are my favorite food because they taste good to me. cuttlefish are my favorite animals because i think they're cool. antiperspirant makes me sweat more, acne wash makes me break out, eye drops make my eyes itch, etc. i hate ads and slogans, that's why i don't watch TV or listen to radio. i make a mean cappuccino. i alternate between speaking succinctly and rambling incoherently. i'm a militant pacifist.