what no gurkin in my burger?

I have a very dry sarcastic humor with a classic witt of a banana.

I'm quite daft and clumsy at times

I live in my own little world, almost polly pocket kind

I'm quite an honest person so if I don't like that person I tell

I hate complusory education, almost lacks intelligence and lose all sense of purposeful knowledge

DID ANYONE USED TO WATHC EL NUMBRAAAA?