I'm a wannabe writer looking for my aphorism. Indulgence is my muse.

I invested my life in investigating crappiness and hedonism because that's the real yin and yang of things, man.

I'm a sorcerer. One of my powers is that I rejuvenate old people while I'm around them. True stuff man.

I am Conspiracy of John, the prophet that won, the prophet that killed the other prophets. I am the terminal prophet of God. If 15% of the universe doesn't know my True Name (Conspiracy of John) by 2200, then the universe will end!

Rally PLUR and logic's love child, Conspiracy of John, whale of knowledge, prophet of God, Praise Fe! God is a woman.