"You realize that if Bristol Palin was from PA, that would have been you (her baby's dad)... except you would have never said you were gonna marry her" Emilio Esposito - She was talking about how she falls for d-bags

Havin' lunch and debatin' Ferrari prices
23 and goin' through a midlife crisis
But trust me, I still deliver like a midwife
And no, I'm not sayin' I'm the nicest, I just live life like it