JeRK is not like you. He goes harder in the paint than may be advisable, yet manages to make it out alive each morning with time to nap before doing it all again. He lives and works in Chicago and is one of the funkiest, most unique DJs you could have the pleasure of listening to. He is co-founder of Fresh Wet Paint and does most of the background goobldy-guk for the site. He strives to provide you with kick-ass chunes by producers you’ve never heard of. His live selection is solid, and his tracks aren’t labeled, because he gets trainspotted harder than Ewan McGregor. Liquor makes him do some pretty crazy shit and adventure follows him everywhere, even when he doesn’t want it – but isn’t that what you’re looking for in a party monster? Shit, here’s a napkin, you got some JeRK sauce on your chin.