First concert: Kenny G

First epiphany: The Lion and The Cobra

I’m easily influenced and pretend to know more about music than is the truth.

I lose interest in a sound or band probably 1/3 of the way through the eventual discography.

I was sad the day I realised Morrissey was no longer relevant.

Synth makes me cum.

I interviewed Fred Scneider and met my revered goddess, Kate Pierson, backstage once and was kindly looked after in my drunkenness by Keith Strickland’s boyfriend.

Frankie Knuckles and I met in Bologna, Italy. Sadly, I had no idea who he was when he introduced himself.

I started collecting vinyls less than a year ago.