I'm a nerd, in that I am bad at sports and used to think Star Wars Expanded Universe novels were pretty grand. On the other hand, I've never read Lord of the Rings all the way through, so, go figure... Homo Sapien is a complex animal.

In the last 10 years, I've lived in Austin, Hong Kong and New York. So I'm also pretentious as all get out. Huzzah. I also lived in Beijing, where I smoked a lot. This doesn't happen anymore.

I made my college freshman roommate cry once because he said I was too sarcastic and cynical. But he was totally crazy and depressing. I'm exactly as sarcastic and cynical as I need to be.