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Emma Woodcock

May the wind always be on your back and sun upon your face, and the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance among the stars.

“Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”

There you are, sitting in the garden, clutching my coffee, calling me sugar.
You called me sugar

Not above bribery and would not necessarily refuse an offer involving exotic travel or Tiffany diamonds, cashmere goods & puppies. Currently studying Old Norse and cantrips.

When I grow up I want to be a member of the Velominati. First I need to obey Rule 5.