How tough is Jonny Dawes?

When Jonny Dawes goes swimming he doesn't get wet - the water gets Jonny Dawes.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jonny Dawes.

Jonny Dawes counted to infinity - twice.

Jonny Dawes invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When Jonny Dawes does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down.

Jonny Dawes hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Jonny Dawes gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Jonny Dawes can slam a revolving door.

Jonny Dawes's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jonny Dawes.

Jonny Dawes can speak Braille.

Jonny Dawes's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Superman owns a pair of Jonny Dawes pyjamas.

Jonny Dawes owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #