Well, I've always thought people's about me sections are pretentious, arrogant and stupid, so here's a collection of what friends, family and associates have said about me:
"Lovely but What-less"
"Lovely but fucking irritating"
"So slow" that I'll "hit myself coming back", apparently.
"Maga Dean"
"The Superman and a fucking top guy"
"The man"
"Some high guy"
"The type of guy that'll have a one night stand with you and make you breakfast the next morning"
"White"
"Such a lovely guy, but an absolute dickhead at the same time"
"If Frankie Boyle and Hugh Grant had a baby"
"Soft. Can't even kill a spider without feeling terrible"