*Top ten reasons to date a photographer. They:
1)work well in the dark
2)’re used to funny smells
3)make things develop
4)work well on many settings
...5)know how to focus
6)can make big things look small and small things look big
7)work well from many different angles
8)zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...
9)shoot in many different locations
10)can find the beauty in anything

*Life has just 3 rules:paradox,humor and change
PARADOX:life is a mystery.Don't waste time trying to figure it out
HUMOUR:keep a sence of humour especially about yourself,it's a strength beyond all measure
CHANGE:know that nothing stays the same