In the land of lotus eaters, time plays tricks on you. On day you're dreaming, the next - your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times, if only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned. My family goes on without me, while I drown in the sea of pointless pussy. I don't know how I got here, but here I am - rotting away in a warm california sun...