Listening History
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“My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.”
All you need to know about me is that i am rather fond of spending time(Usualy 5 hours) on the outskirts of new jersey, collecting rare stamps whilst reminiscing about my past life as a disabled jewish seahorse. Although this was a traumatic period of my life i have learnt to find the best out of these 'unfortunate 'situations, which is why i now have 4 kids that reside in afghanistan with their 65yr old mother pauline, although we are currently in the middle of a messy divorce. My main ambition in life is to save up 69993 tunisian dinar and move to newquay to become a busker when i am 43. The best day of my life so far was when i watched a african man in leopard print pants dance around in piccadily.
So basically, im mint!