Only trust someone as far as you can throw them. If we do not have a social networking connection, we may have had one in the past, but I can assure you that there is a high likelihood that I don't hate you. Forcibly removed from a world of selfies, likes and rarely interesting updates, I have returned to share experiences of a highly sexual and confronting nature. Please add me if you're a fan of full frontal nudity, wish to dabble in the occult or are interested in learning to play the tuba. I've lost the only traceable history of my face and because my memory is worse than a goldfish with Alzheimers. What I do remember, however, is that there are no better times than good times with the mates. I've missed you