Here there be dragons

Raging, mouth-foaming manic wench on a mission to take over the world. Sometimes all I want is a bowl of milk and a basket; but I always want shoes.

Inappropriateness incarnate: say no to social filters. I'm full of sift and flirt and potty-mouthed filth... love it or leave it... stay around and I'll suprise you - or at least gross you out with awesome stories ;D

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