©§- "IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO EXPERIENCE FEAR, HATE OR DEFEAT WHEN WE ARE LAUGHING!!" -©§

I'm not calling him Dad! Not even if there's a fire!!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.