Music, music, it's all about music.

The concept of curly fries scares me... As does marmalade.

Sex, drugs and rock & roll. That is me and that is all.

The cake is a lie ^_^

"Are your children suffering from ADHD? Would you describe yourself as 'on the sick'? Or are you 'off long-term, with stress like'? If you think any of the above applies to you, stop reading this and go back to watching the television. If you think any of them apply to any of your neighbours, sell up and move house, immediatly."

'Do you think I should wash my beard' 'I think you should wash it, shave it off, nail it to a frizbee and throw it over a rainbow'

'Do you know what people in Tibet do if they want something? They give something away.' 'Really? That must be why they're such a dominant global power.'