Clown baby was born into a family with no mother or father to take care of him. He survived during the ages of 3-19 solely on a dirt and tree bark diet in a nearby forrest. He was first introduced to a computer at the age of 39. Clown Baby has never learned to speak any language therefore he communicates through his music.

He was arrested in 1999 for loitering outside of an Eckerds pharmacy and was sentenced to 30 years in prison. After serving out the first 20 years of his 30 year sentence he was released on parol and returned into the limelight with his hit single, "?" that was referred to as the magnum opus of 20th century architecture even though it was music. He currently resides in Florida in an old folks home and spends about 37 hours a day on his macbook pro arguing with strangers on reddit.