A rebel from the waist up. I get my last name from a word written on my cheap generic Cyprus-bought bicycle.
Sir Isaac Newton (the inventor of funk, and the concept of "getting down") once told me i was an intelligent moron, with a great ass crack, and amazing math skills.
I like telling stories and being a music dictator. Chasing an auditory high all day errday.
Sometimes I do other things. www.hailmikhail.tumblr.com
