HumbleSage (Retro Rob)

RDCG = Random Drunk Club Girl
RDCG: "Can you play <insert overplayed song here>?
Me: I'm the MC, not the DJ, talk to My Homie <pointing>
RDCG: "Can you play <insert overplayed song here>?
Me: I'm the MC, not the DJ, talk to My Homie <pointing>
RDCG: "Can you play <insert overplayed song here>?
Me: Are you deaf bitch?
RDCG:You're an Asshole!!!
Me: Thank you!!! Come again! <waving as she stumbles off>