Derelict Disco is a weekly show on the University of Westminster's award-winning Smoke Radio. The show features Mr. Nathan Simlong and Mr. Rob Gibbs covering topics ranging from abolishing the royal family, to the decline of new-jack swing. In other words, talking inconsequential nonsense. The show is littered with regular features such as 'Guess The Haircut', 'Long Story Short' and ' Czech this out!'.

In addition, the listener can expect music ranging from latino-inspired senegalese folk, to 80's power rock; and from trojan-reggae, to Wichita indie.

i.e. It's a shambles