DJ DJ Almond is the meaning of life and fulfills my wildest of dreams, sonically.
Everyday I wake up and pray to the great DJ DJ Almond for letting me listen to his Mixcloud. I never knew a DJ DJ could have talent. That was until I met the almighty, immortal DJ DJ Almond. One day I hope he will show me the ways of the DJ DJ. DJ DJ Almond makes me feel so self aware I can feel my cervix shooting golf balls into a pile of starving dolphins. Thank you DJ DJ Almond for once again I may only dream of your presence. One day I hope to rent a taxi cab to music so I can find you. Because you are music DJ DJ Almond. You are my music. Also he invented Funk Schwey. That was his idea. Every single conceptual aspect including the instruments themselves. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Thank you DJ DJ Almond. Praise.