Lead me not into temptation... I can find the way myself . . . .:)

When tweetle beetles fight it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle, it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND, when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND, when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle, they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle ...

AND, when beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.

And don't let me hear you try and say otherwise ;o)