Every time Nev goes for a swim... dolphins appear.

When the people of earth are in trouble.. they call on superman. When superman is in trouble.. he calls on Nev.

Aliens have not invaded earth yet because they know that it's silly to invade a planet which Nev lives on.

Nev can slam a revolving door.

Nev doesn't do pull-ups... he pushed the world down!

Originally Nev was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.

Nev stared evil in the face, and it backed down.

If you spell Nev in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Nev once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Death once had a near Nev experience. Death still won't talk about it.

American police label anyone attacking Nev as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Nev was bitten by a snake. Three days later the snake died.

Nev can build a triangle with two right angles.

Nev can fit a square peg in