If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!"

we live in the era of the smart phones and stupid people.

video games ruined my life. good thing i have to more.

if idiots could fly facebook would be an airport

notice: this department requires no physical fitness program. everyone get enough exercise jumping to conclusions. flying off the handle. running down the boss. knifing friends in the back. dodging responsibility. and pushing their luck.

I might not b beautiful or a sexy person nd I dont have a perfect body I might not b 1st choice but Im a great choice I dont pretend 2 b someone Im not because Im just 2 good at being me
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