well i was born into a travelling circus were i learnt great ninja skills only to b abondoned age 4 as a ninja master were i was taken in by a family of trees given me the last name of woods for years i traine don how to b a tree perfecting my ninja art, i rich billionaire explorer then found me at age 10 ere i became one of the smartest people in the world by age 14, as i grew older i slowly learnt the ability to fly see through walls and wa sinvincable life was going well infact it was perfect when reaching adulthood at age 18 i was declared the best thing to happen to manking ever.........THEN I WOKE UP