No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man! All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad, glad I tell ya!

Im a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, I love anything that sparks my imagination, im always up for an adventure, I love to film, write, direct, I need to be my own boss, I believe that marijuana should be legal in all 50 states, and im a sucker for a girl that can make me laugh.