Long ago, in an ancient city deep in the congo three shamans foretold the birth of a mighty warrior. Shortly thereafter a child was born. Not just any child mind you, this child was special. Soon after birth the child began to develop superhuman strength and a natural gift for seducing women. By the time the child was 5 years old he had already been laid over twelve thousand times. At age six the boy tamed his first dinosaur, but it would not be his last. he was envied by all of the other children. He became the hero of the school yard, feeding bullies to his Velociraptor. Everything was going perfectly for the lad, but then disaster struck.

A Large meteor fell roughly 15 feet from the boy and he was hit with a barrage of gamma rays. The radiation destroyed the boys body, leaving him riddled with cancer, aids and the swine flu. The people of the city prayed for the boy, and the doctors did all they could yet he still made no recovery. One day when the child's parents were about to g