Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
- On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
- On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!)
- On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)
- On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
- On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.(Too late! you lose!)
- On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
- On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
- On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year
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