I was born under a wandering star in the second council house of virgo . Forceply removed from the belly of my ma
and raised on milk and pernod .
I've slid down banisters for judges and barristers, readers' wives' husbands with toothless decay
I've been GBH'd and ABH'd for a packet of B & H I've been taken
and I've been driven away
I was fornicating before I could read or write and now I can't stop
I graduated from the university of life and the school of hard knocks
And my telephone is always ringing and my number is triple X directory
Call 0898 333 Talk dirty to me
I've been Amsterdamned, reeperbahned , wham bam no thankyou mammed - if the spirit is willing
then the telephone's cheap
And if you want to step outside love ,
you can step outside love, with me
If we ever meet again , I don't know where
and I don't care when
I'm gonna help you with your sickness like a Jehova's witness
you'll be born again and again, and again
Just