Ello :) My name's Christopher. But you can call me Toph.
People call me Toph cos my name is ChrisTOPHer and it correlates to my toughness.

Don't let the baby face fool you, I'm 24 and very manly and scary.

I'm a manly man. I ignore pain, dramas, and negative emotions. I can grow a thick luscious mustache in a week.
My housemates once tried to prove me wrong about my pain tolerance. They used their girly leg razor.. thing on me that rolls up hairs into it because it's supposed to feel like the 7th layer of hell.
It drew blood from my leg ripping up my hair. I was too busy savouring the taste of my whiskey at the time. It only got past 2cm before the machine broke. My hairs were too thick. They clogged up the gears. True story.

I'm about as much a realist as Dr House, but I've learned to avoid being outspoken about it when it will get me in trouble.
I'm facetious and boastful for effect when I'm being sarcastic.
I believe modesty when the truth hasn't been told is injustice, so I try