Let me tell u a lil abt myself.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
So Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!!
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
When my house got robbed the other day the robber made me wear the mask!!
As u can see from my foto i look as though ive been dookin for apples in the chip pan with my face set on fire & put out with a golf shoe.

My life right now is busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.
I am a great believer in “Women should be obscene and no heard" because Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence!!!

Happiest when:
Smokin & masturbating.. Cause im a 10 a day guyl & i smoke like a chimney.
Seeing the Artic Monkeys - 4 times now!!! twice on the tele, onse in The Daily Sport & once in OK mag.

Things I hate
Indian givers...no, I take that back.
Broken boomerangs!! (Was just standing there wondering why it was getting bigger, then it just hit me)

Work
I was training 2 b a La