I'm a good grammar

- I study sociology at Monash
- I drink lots of wine
- I have a carnivorous orchid in my room but I think the monitor's glow kills the flowers every time so it's just a bunch of herbivorous leaves... which kinda makes it cannibalistic(?)
- I'm a lazy existentialist
- I am into clowns.... in a platonic 'uncanny' dadaist sort of way...
- I grew up on a farm in the hills in CZR
- I love to travel; it's addictive stuff
- I have met and patted a Hermaphrodite dog
- When I was about 4 y.o I honestly wanted to be a rubbish truck driver... I'd like wait in anticipation... I hope this explains a lot about my current condition of being.