Don't call me Link. That's not my real name. Although, I'm rather fond of the name Mario. Will it catch on?

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Name: Tommy Sigalov
Age: 15 (Subject to change)
Gender: Male
Nationality: British
Religion: Jewish
Personality: Pessimistic. Boring. Annoying. Depressing. Apparently Funny and Smart.
Looks: Jew-fro, Jew-nose, Stubble Voids, Tired. Apparently Good Looking.