Lady Pasta <3

tom bums paris hilton.
tom loves lizzy lots and lots and lots and lots.
tom has an obsession with beans, any kind, preferably heinz.
tom is addicted to jelly snakes.
tom will spend hours on a game untill he's the best.
tom has a log.
tom thinks he's the best at mario kart but i let him win all the time.
tom's eyes are the first thing to go when he's drunk.
tom is too tall.
tom loves pugs so much.
tom likes salad and sauce.
tom gets hit on at the golf course by pedos regularly.
tom goes to his local atleast 10 times a week.
tom has a mullet.
tom loves the grimmy.
tom is more immature than you.
tom has pirate pants.
tom parties with prawns.
tom wears arab sandals.
tom is tommy t.
tom is having an affair with lady pasta <3.
tom watches barb wire.
toms favorite automobile is an escort. lame.
tom is pr0 @ resistance.
if tom was a food he'd be a kebab. (salad & sauce included)
tom is a worm.
tom is so far into the sue he can't even